Neurotoxin... *cough* So deadly... *cough* ... Hahahaha... I'm
kidding. When I said, "deadly neurotoxin", the "deadly" was in massive "sarcasm
quotes". I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into
my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me... You on the other hand are
going to find the deadliness a lot less funny...

I let you survive this long, because I was curious about your behavior. Well,
you've managed to destroy that part of me. Unfortunately, as much as I'd love
to, now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster. Speaking of
curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what?
I know. You're going to find out firsthand before I finish explaining it
though, so I won't bother. Here's a hint. You're gonna want to pack as much
living as you can into the next couple of minutes.

p.s. There really was a cake.